by Eddie Pipkin
I have a great yard, a Central Florida acre that features some fruit trees, plenty of flowers, and assorted colorful tropical landscape plants. I tend this flora for the serenity of it. I’m a person who needs a regular serenity-inducer to counterbalance my natural impatience. Therefore, I try to keep the gardening chores as uncomplicated as possible. Enter my principal antagonist, the water hose. Every time I drag that long hose out for a watering session, the kinks get me. Kinks are the enemy of Zen. They can li